Anything About Everything

13 June 2014

Chicken Jokes

Filed under: Humour,Personal — rajiv @ 1:49 pm

My 4 and a half year old  daughter, Yasha, found this joke very funny:

Why did the chicken sit on its eggs?

Because it didn’t have a chair.

I told her the old one:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

She didn’t really get it.

So I started making up new ones:

Why did the chicken say “quack, quack”?

Because it thought it was a duck.

She found that hilarious.

Another:

Why did the chicken eat a worm?

Because it couldn’t afford to go to a restaurant.

Funny for her, but not as good as the duck one.

Why did the chicken go to the supermarket?

To buy some eggs.

I don’t think she really understood it, but she laughed anyway.

Several unfunny ones, which I won’t post here.

We’ll add to these if we think of funny ones.

 

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